Whether you’re new to oracle cards or just tired of spiritual fuckery, these decks are designed to cut through the BS and bring you grounded, honest guidance (with a few swear words, obviously).
Every deck is created to help you feel seen, supported and reminded that you’re not doing life wrong - you’re just human. Let’s make it easier, funnier and a hell of a lot more empowering.
"These cards were given to me as a gift and i absolute love them!"
~ Kylie
"A great oracle, beautifully designed and hilarious honesty. Just what the doctor ordered!"
~ Elanor
"I have purchased all Lyndy's decks of oracle cards. They're funny, very real and I absolutely love them. I have recommended them to do many people."
~ Natalie
"Thought provoking on what I should be focusing on."
~ Amanda
"I love these cards. No frills, no bullshit. Just honest unfuck yourself advice. The vibrant colours make this deck appealing to the eye too 🥰💜"
~ Tamera
"Loved them! So accurate as to what is coming up in life. A great laugh too. Thanks for your 'enlightenment'! Spirituality doesn't have to be serious all the time. Our guides love a good laugh!"
~ Darcel
Hear the Story Behind the Cards
These decks weren’t just created - they were downloaded while whippersnipping and written with a whole lot of belly laughs and divine nudges.
Get the behind-the-scenes tea on how each one came to life:
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How the Fucking Honest Cards Were Born
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Behind the Get Fucking Motivated Deck
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Meet the Creatures in the Crude Creatures Deck
