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I am here to help you clear the clutter from your head and heart with clarity, connection and the occasionally sweary cosmic slap (with love)

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Who I Am

I’m a healer, psychic life guide, oracle deck creator, mentor, accidental author, mother, occasional swearer, and a woman on a mission to help other women feel like themselves again - truly, deeply, energetically.

(Also: will absolutely cry happy tears when you reconnect with your magic.)

Wait, there’s more...

 

I’m also an energy nerd, oracle card junkie, crystal shuffler, playlist snob, fierce protector of boundaries, mother of two, and the go-to tea maker for my crew.

See? I’m not just one thing and neither are you.

You’re intuitive. You’re sensitive. You’re probably the strong one in your circles.
But you’re also bloody tired of carrying the mental, emotional, and energetic load alone.

I’m here to support you with tools, sessions, and soulful resources that help you feel lighter, clearer, and more you.

FEATURED IN

"Massive fan. Lyndy is honest and straightforward, compassionate but without any BS. I’ve had a couple of readings with her and she’s been spot on each time. Her oracle cards are funny but also insightful. Love love love her energy. She’s infectious in a good way. Highly recommend."

~ Alexis Scott

"Lyndy is truely amazing!!! Very accurate, I would think if you were new to the whole woo woo world Lyndy is a great guide does and explains things in an easy to understand manner. Being very use to the woo woo world OMG she is so connected, unbelievably insightful and connected!!! Pure light and love. Highly recommend."

~ Jennifer Pryor

"My session with Lyndy was medicine. I love how honest and straight to the point Lyndy is, in her loving and hilarious way. It was such a permission-giving and clearing-my-own-bullshit session."

~ Teagan Towns

"I had the most wonderful experience with Lyndy. So spot on, nurturing, warm and kind. I can't wait to continue healing."

~ Lauren Stuart

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Start small.
Start supported.
Start here.

Download my two FREE guides designed to help you reset your Energy and unlock your intuition.

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Shop The Oracle Decks

Honest. Hilarious. No-fluff messages that actually help. Choose your vibe — sweary support, daily motivation, or animal magic.

✨ Got a shop or space that needs a little sweary sparkle? My oracle decks are available for wholesale.

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Work With Me

Feeling energetically tangled, stuck, or ready to evolve? I got you.

Click below to explore my current offers:

  • 1:1 Readings & Energy Sessions

  • Energetic AF Membership

  • Online Courses

  • Events & Circles

HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

"I appreciate that Lyndy always tells like it is - no fluff. The messages may not be what you want to hear but they are always what you need."

~ JENNENE BURGE

Real talk. Woo-woo wisdom. Tools to feel better.

Browse my newest posts on energy, intuition & navigating life without the fluff.

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